1. People who say they've seen all the Harry Potter movies but have never read the books
2. When my candy gets stuck in the vending machine and I cant shake it free and I don't have any more change
3. Places that don't take credit cards
4. People who sincerely consider themselves hipsters
5. Celebrities who weigh less than me even when they're 9 months pregnant
6.Pity Laughs
7. When my double chin makes a surprise appearance in a picture I thought was super cute
8. People calling LaFortune "LaFun"
9. Being politically corrected
10. Those "running shoes" that look like feet
Things I really REALLY love
1. When I hear from a third party that someone thinks I'm funny
2. Any baseball game (t-ball, minor, major)
3. Football Saturdays
4. Family dinners
5. Fountain soda
6. Wikipedia
7. Ice Cream Sanwiches
8. Disaster movies
9. When little kids say words wrong
10. Endings where people die and go to heaven and the people they love are waiting for them (i.e. Titanic, Lost series finale, Braveheart, Gladiator)
Things I really REALLY want to happen
1. Tweet at Steve Martin and get a response
2. Notre Dame to win a National Championship in the next 5 years
3. Master a convincing Australian accent
4. To get some sort of tangible revenge against my nemeses
5. A legitimate colony to be established on the Moon
6. For travel to one day be EXACTLY like it is on The Jetsons
7. George Lucas to make the mythological third Star Wars trilogy
8. For the 2020 Olympics to be somewhere in America
9. Win the maximum amount of money on a scratch lottery ticket
10. For the last 3 seasons of Lost to have gone differently
