Sunday, January 8, 2012

5 People I Would Like To Meet Before I Go to Heaven

1) The Guy Who Invented Megavideo
To confirm that Megavideo is in fact a legitimate website that posts pirated recordings of my favorite TV shows...thus allowing me to confidently pay the $12.99 a month to watch unlimited videos and not be cut off at the 72 minute mark.
2) Mary Kate & Ashley
To request that they make one more movie together before they turn 30 (when being teeny tiny identical twins loses its charm) called Back To The Drawing Board. A story of two fueding sisters who happen to be members of warring secret spy agencies who have to work together to save America when aforementioned spy agencies come under attack from "foreign foes"...with cameo appearances of Nicolas Cage and myself.
3)Kate Middleton
Initially our first meeting will be to compare hair styling techniques. Since I will naturally win her friendship with my American humor (which translates to all nations and principalities) and middle class charm, reunions at birthdays, baptisms (where I shall be present as god mother) and holidays will be frequent...and expected.
4)A Master of Japanese Anime
To ask the following questions....Why do Anime people always have eccentric hair styles? How come when they cry it looks like their sweating from their temples? How come when they laugh it looks like they're crying? Are there any Anime musicals in the works? What happened to the show Sailor Moon, is it still on TV? Where does Pokemon stand in the Anime Universe? Did you like the movie Up!, what about Toy Story 3 ?
5) J.K. Rowling
Duh.

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